part I: Kanda Yuu meets Sion part II: Nezumi meets Allen Walker (link) (based from the short doujin I reblogged earlier)
Well, D.Gray-Man is set in a neo-Victorian era in the past, and No. 6 is faaar into the post-nearapocalyptic future dystopian society… Well, the only way the Nezumion and Yullen pairs would meet would be by the powers of Innocence. OTL But let’s just crack it up and say it doesn’t need to make sense, and Sion is back in the new west district. Also, this is Kanda post-change.
Scenario: Kanda meets Sion—probably reading books to orphans or something, let’s just say.
Kanda would likely sigh from exasperation at the scene, but it’s not like he doesn’t understand. Before, he would still have been convinced (or he would still have tried to tell himself, in order not to be disappointed) that such an act of needless kindness could only ever be out of self-satisfaction and never out of sincerity. Well, at this point, Kanda can’t deny that Allen really is just too kind to the point of idiocy. And even if it were out of sincerity—they’re busy, goddammit, and this is just too much. Kanda: 「 “…Oi. Seriously, moyashi. We don’t have time for your bleeding heart.” 」 From behind, he gives the white-headed figure a half-assed kick in the head. Sion: 「 “O-Ow!! Who—Huh? Nezumi?” 」 K: 「 “…?! Who are you calling a rat, you old man!! Just what part of—hah? What the—You’re…” 」 Sion’s eyes are practically shining. S: 「 “Eh… Nezumi, somehow, in the week I haven’t seen you, you’ve grown a lot—and—uhm, even more than before, you’re really—” 」 It would be in Sion’s best (health) interests to not finish that sentence. …Anyway, as Sion raises his left arm to cover his blush and gaping mouth—because come on—Kanda has gotten even more beautiful/sexy recently, and no person with sane tastes can deny it. Of course, raising the arm would mean… K: 「 “You’re different—Scar… No irritating fake smile—freaky red eyes and… What the hell happened to your Innocence?!” 」 Sion is beyond confused at this point. No, they both are. Well, Kanda can’t wrap his head around the possibility that there could be such an uncanny resemblance to someone he knows to be so unusual. S: 「 “That’s rude… And, well, if you mean “innocence” in that manner, didn’t you already take it a while ago?” 」 Also. This guy is even more of a weirdo. Who doesn’t know how to speak. Especially in front of kids. I mean, come on—the kid says it without a blush. Or embarrassment. Nada. (Somebody throw some Shakespeare at this kid!)
Cutscene, and they both realize that the other isn’t who they initially thought to be. K: 「 “…Y’sure you’re not an imposter?” 」 Sion shakes his head slowly. Unable to bear it anymore, Kanda shatters his tea cup in his hand. K: 「 “WILL YOU STOP STARING AT ME ALREADY!! And stop following me!” 」 Sion would explain that he too resembles someone close to him (of course, Kanda would say that he and that person he was looking for weren’t close), and is thus pondering on what kind of genetics could possibly make this happen, and thus asks Kanda if he has a brother, to which Kanda ignores. Then he’s asked if he has a son, and Kanda gets even more annoyed and inquires to if this person thinks he’s old enough to have a son—to which Sion would perhaps comment blithely: S: 「 “True, I don’t think you would be interested in women anyway.” 」 K: 「 “GAAAHH!! You’re almost as annoying as him!!! …!! Wait—You’re not trying to fuck with me, are you, moyashi?! Is that make-up*!?!” *(keep that word in mind) 」 Kanda roughly shakes Sion by the shirt. 「 “You goddamned con! Speak up, brat!!” 」 I think it’s about time Sion admits that though, yes, this person resembles Nezumi greatly, this person is friggin’ scary like a demon and has no grace at all! (Also, he’s kind of dim.) So incoming cliche—someone screams for help, and two robbers run out of a hut with stolen guns and bumps into Kanda. …Yep. They’re screwed. So they try to push through without even apologizing, and now Kanda seems like the thug. While being threatened with a gun, he cuts their weapons in two, and with the hilt, he busts their kneecaps in and so on forth in the duration of a blink and a half. The people around who didn’t bother to help (as usual) were cliche-shocked. Yay, violence solves everything! And also, Sion takes it back—this man moves like grace itself, and is totally amazed, totally bombarding Kanda with questions like “how did you learn how to do that” and “where did you get a sword like that”. …Kanda facepalms with a groan. He’s mentally exhausted already.
OMAKE (remember the asterisk?): S&A: 「 “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!” 」 Random thugs: 「 “…Ha?” 」 Allen: 「 “Moon-Bean Power…. MAKE-UP!!” 」 (see post) Sion: 「 “Ecology Star Power… MAKE-UP!!” 」 Sion: 「 “Soldier of Love and Intelligence! Pretty Sailor-Suited Soldier, Sailor Ecology! Douse yourself in cold water for no particular reason!” 」 Allen: 「 “Unforgivable! A Sailor-Suited Pretty Soldier of Love and Justice: Sailor Moyashi! In the name of the bean, I will punish you!!” 」 Thugs: 「 “…” 」 Kanda & Nezumi: 「 “WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN—!!” 」
「 Close your eyes, night growing 」 「 You’ll recall that memory 」 ... 「 I want to see you 」 「 The starry sky is beautiful enough to stop time 」 「 Wow wow… 」 ... 「 The surface of the water changes into ice 」 「 The darkness turns into an aurora 」 ... 「 When the darkness dissolves, will I be able to live? baby 」 「 I’ll start walking toward the light without showing my tears 」 「 (I’m feeling so alive) 」 ... 「 I want to see you, on that day, at that time, your love 」 「 A star of white sighs 」